My son started high school this week. He's going to one of Seattle's public high schools. And the first order of business at his new high school? His new public high school? Issuing him an ID. The front has a picture of DJ, the name of his new public high school, his public high school's mascot, and his student number. And here's what's on the back:


DJ isn't attending Archbishop Thomas J. Murphy High School. But Archbishop Thomas J. Murphy High School sure sounds like a great school. Maybe we should've sent DJ there instead of the Seattle public high school that we sent him to. (Oh, wait—we probably can't send DJ there.)