A recent Italian study found that the average male penis size has shrunk 10 percent over the last 50 years. Sixty-one year old Rush Limbaugh doesn't need science to tell him that this is clearly the work of man-hating feminists. Take it away, Rush!
“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”
“Give ‘em time and they’ll blame Bush. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!”
You know how at dinner parties everyone claims they're descendants of Genghis Kahn or The Mayflower or apes or whatever? I'm envisioning a new party game and I want to be the first woman to claim responsibility for Rush Limbaugh's shrinking penis. I'd love to say it was a big job (it wasn't); nevertheless, I couldn't have done it without the support of other dedicated feminazis and their scientifically perplexing, junk-shrinking feminine mystique! Ladies, this one's for you!