If you haven't started thinking about your Halloween costume yet... THINK. And while you're thinking, think of this American Horror Story "Gimp Suit," available from Target!
The perfect choice for any person who wants to disguise themselves as a creepy, ghost rapist, $42.49 isn't a big price to pay—especially when shopping at those more expensive ghost rapist outlets.
ALSO! I was surprised to see only one reader review for this product over at the Target site... but it's still pretty good:
But C'MON. You can do better. Right, Slog? Show 'em how WE write product reviews!