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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

2012 Mitt Romney Is Carb-Loading Right Now

Posted by on Wed, Oct 3, 2012 at 4:44 PM

Mitt Romney ordered his last meal pre-debate dinner from the Cheesecake Factory: A BBQ sandwich with a side of spaghetti. A little over an hour from now, he'll be onstage with President Obama. He's probably really nervous right now! Ken Jennings said it best yesterday:


UPDATE: Now Mitt's playing Jenga. Sexy!

 

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Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 1

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, NBC, AP, Reuters, BBC, Washington Post, LA Times, NY Times have all declared Obama the winner of tonight's debate.


https://www.facebook.com/53percent

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on October 3, 2012 at 4:52 PM
tainte 2
i don't know who ken jennings is, but based solely on that comment, he's a fucking retard.
Posted by tainte on October 3, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Christampa 3
I know who Ken Jennings is, and even beside his very well proven intelligence, based solely on this comment, he is a genius.
Posted by Christampa on October 3, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Christampa 4
Also, protip to Bailo: You can feel free to steal the terrible attempts at humor that you find on conservative Facebook groups and post it on your blog, pretending that you're the original source. Nobody here would be able to differentiate it from your normal trash, and nobody would waste the time trolling those dumps to verify their authenticity.

God knows I never met a Republican who didn't repeat every shitty joke he ever heard on Red Eye and pretend he thought it himself anyway.
Posted by Christampa on October 3, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Ipso Facto 5
Wow. This post says it all.

Paul Constant is willing to devote an entire SLOG post to what Mitt Romney fucking ate for dinner, yet refuses to inform readers of the extended debate tonight which will allow equal time to two candidates shut out of the debate in Denver: Rocky Anderson and Jill Stein.

Just wow. What an ace reporter.
Posted by Ipso Facto http://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/voterocky/pages/602/attachments/original/1348622109/fbcomic_copy.png?1348622109 on October 3, 2012 at 5:14 PM
imbecile 6
That pre-debate meal will likely cause some serious gas
Posted by imbecile on October 3, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Christampa 7
*separate but equal
Posted by Christampa on October 3, 2012 at 5:23 PM
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@5, they're not equal candidates. Why would they deserve equal time? That's like saying a portion of the Super Bowl should be devoted to showing obese retiree tailgaters playing catch in the parking lot, because they like to play football too.
Posted by GermanSausage on October 3, 2012 at 5:58 PM
COMTE 9
@5:

You mean those those two candidates, the percentage of whose combined popular vote on November 6th might approach single digits?
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on October 3, 2012 at 6:01 PM
balderdash 10
Who the hell eats spaghetti with barbecue? I don't care what your politics are, that is just massively wack.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on October 3, 2012 at 6:57 PM
LEE. 11
@1

could you link to a Facebook page with slightly less Islamophobia? it makes everything else on it seem kinda hard to take seriously, guy.
Posted by LEE. on October 3, 2012 at 7:07 PM
More, I Say! 12
And isn't Jennings LDS too? Man, see what education can do? You can be religious and then still have a sense of reality. He's cool.
Posted by More, I Say! on October 4, 2012 at 9:20 AM

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