Ladies and Gentlemen, Ready Your Hankies...

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Why does Slog hate us?!?
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I think the entire office took off to watch back to back 3D Frankenweenie previews and then collapse from their Taco and Vodka hangovers.

It's National Taco Day and National Vodka Day, after all ...
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WHERE THE FUCK IS CCH POUNDER?

On this "Rob", I absolutely agree. CCH Pounder should be in everything.
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Mmmm taco flavored vodka....
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> WHERE THE FUCK IS CCH POUNDER?

At Warehouse 13. I hear you can get lost in that place.

No, really lost.
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I HATED the white version. It sucked - whoever cast Julia Roberts as Sally Field's daughter should have had their casting license taken away. Shirley MacLaine? UNDERUSED !! The direction, writing and casting was SO BAD, by the middle of the film I was hoping they all would drop dead. "Mamma - I'd rather have 15 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing..." or whatever that stupid line was, UGH ! Horrible !
And what was with the script and direction? They say "a line" - then there's a pause before any dialogue begins, as if the director said, "ok everyone, laugh HERE!" Painfully bad.

However, I'm looking forward to the black version. It will have the "afro-sass" that the white one was missing. It sure as HELL can't be any worse... This will be the "Waiting To Exhale" of our generation !! Brrrring it !!
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I had a CCH Pounder today for lunch... at McDonalds.... with cheese.