Speaking of gay people bossing other people around, here is a comic about how to talk to people about marriage quality. (Text by me, illustrations by David Lasky.)
Full thing here.
Penis Song lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen
Introducing, the penis song.
(Oh no he didn't)
(Honk a dick)
This is my penis song
I wish that I had a bigger shlong
One that was quite a bit more thick and way more long
One of those porno king kong dongs
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