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Thursday, October 11, 2012

2012 Would You Like to Have This Small Obama T-Shirt?

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Oct 11, 2012 at 1:50 PM

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It's a women's small, but it is REALLY small—like for a miniature adult human or a midsized child. Are you one of the former, or do you have one of the latter upon the trunk of which you'd like to foist your political views? Are you coming to Havana tonight to watch the vice-presidential debate? Is Michelle Obama calling buyers of this shirt fat?

Be first in comments to claim this very small t-shirt (I only tried it on over another shirt), and collect it this very evening from the Live-Slogging Mezzanine at Havana at or after 5:30 p.m. (the show starts at 6!).

And hey, have you stopped fucking panicking? Time to buy some swell Obama merch! I have now ordered this t-shirt, which comes in a wider variety of sizes, so I'm guessing it won't be miniature. And they've got state-specific t-shirts (in normal men's sizes), plus buttons and iPhone cases and mugs and even a big sturdy spatula. Hit a Republican with it!*

*Don't really.

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You all sold me a Stranger t-shirt with the same exact measurement. I love that fucking shirt, you meet people from all over the place who know of the Stranger. Sadly, I won't be in Seattle tonight, though.

Posted by kim in portland

on October 11, 2012 at 2:09 PM

I'm miniature and love the shirt. Unlike the above person, I'm in Capitol Hill.

Posted by echochamber on October 11, 2012 at 2:10 PM

I ordered a Mississippians For Obama shirt today, and they were like, "congratulations, it'll ship in 2-3 weeks," and... that's when the election is. :(

To be fair, it's the kind of thing I'd wear after the election and treasure forever even if all the fucking panicking is justified, but I really wanted to piss off the local branch of the College Republicans, who are handing out [mascots] for Romney t-shirts for free. :((((

Posted by Sweeney Agonistes on October 11, 2012 at 2:16 PM

@2: Are you coming to Havana?

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on October 11, 2012 at 2:16 PM

@3: I ordered two of those state t-shirts and they said it would take two to three weeks, too, but then the shirts arrived lickety-split, within a week for sure! HOPE!

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on October 11, 2012 at 2:19 PM

I don't think the t-shirts will ever arrive. I bet this comment doesn't even get posted. I bet Obama isn't even president right now...that debate was soooo bad and everything is suddenly soooo disastrous that it has sent shock waves throughout time and Obama actually lost the election in 2008...

If I could vote, I would vote for McCain against Romney.

(Please note: I don't actually believe this. Unless Biden loses the BIG GAME!!!! tonight... Then I believe that George Bush actually got re-elected for a 3rd term.)

Posted by ArtBasketSara on October 11, 2012 at 2:40 PM

@ Bethany, I'll be there! Where can I find you?

Posted by echochamber on October 11, 2012 at 2:55 PM

@7: I and/or the t-shirt will be on/around the Live-Slog area! See you in a bit!

Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on October 11, 2012 at 2:59 PM

I just received my Obama knee socks and apparently they are only made for someone who has legs like Obama. : (
I should have just bought the New Yorkers for Obama t-shirt. *sigh*

Posted by xina on October 11, 2012 at 3:20 PM

Darn! Too slow. I would've loved that shirt!!! My fault, just need to stalk the Slog more! :)

Posted by alison03 on October 11, 2012 at 3:49 PM