The Syrian Military Is Denying It: But activists say "Syrian government warplanes unleashed deadly airstrikes on rebel strongholds..."

Malala Yousafzai Is in a British Hospital: But the Talaban says they're going to keep trying to kill her.

Citigroup CEO Resigns: And no one really knows why.

YESSSS!: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting the 2013 Golden Globes.

Zumba Sex Scandal: A Maine Zumba instructor has "been charged with running a prostitution ring out of her dance studio."

The Great Phone Book Debate: "The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Monday that Seattle can't limit distribution of yellow-pages phone books with an opt-out registry or charge a fee to publishers."

Ugh: A young man with a dairy allergy died after one night in jail after eating oatmeal.

Stop! Thieves!: Thieves broke into a Rotterdam museum and stole works from Picasso, Monet, Gauguin, and Matisse.

New iPad Next Week?: Maybe? Didn't they just release one?

Why Does a Troll Troll?: "German-American philosopher Hannah Arendt wrote that certain instances of wickedness seem to stem from an 'authentic inability to think.'"