Ballots get mailed today. And in this week's paper, the Stranger Election Control Board asks you to vote for a formerly pro-life sheriff, switch your vote from judicial challenger Sue Parisien and vote for not-so-smart judge Chris Washington instead, and make sure than our next lieutenant governor is a Republican. And while you're at it, reelect our Kenyan Muslim Socialist Overlord!

READ ALL THE ENDORSEMENTS RIGHT HERE.

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