I just can't quit Peter LaBarbera...
@peterlabarbera @lornestotoledo Free blacks would shock our founders too, Peter. Jefferson paid through the nose for his. #FoundersNotGods
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 17, 2012
Other shit that would shock our Founding Fathers: votes for women, a Secretary of State with a vagina (three of them!), an African American First Lady, toasters, 50 Shades of Gray, air travel, moving pictures, everything on Bravo, buildings taller than four stories, the 14th Amendment, Asian Americans, indoor plumbing, powderless wigs, binders full of women, Pop-Tarts, etc., etc., etc.
