Syria Update: "Syrian fighter jets blasted the rebel-held town of Maaret al-Numan on Thursday, killing at least 44 people, rescuers said..."

Ugh: Three men have been arrested for allegedly setting a Denver bar on fire, which killed five people.

Reddit's Troll Will Be on CNN Today: Violentacres, AKA Michael Brutsch, has done an interview with CNN which will air tonight on Anderson Cooper 360°.

Meningitis Outbreak Death Toll Rises: Now 19 people have died while patients continue to call doctors with symptoms.

Yay!: An Air Canada flight assisted in finding a stranded Australian yacht and everyone was safe. Also: It'd be real weird to fly around in a Boeing 777 at 4,000 feet.

No More Newsweek: The magazine wil stop printing physical copies, and go all digital. The final print edition will be December 31.

Dudes! Take a Vitamin: A long-term study claims that taking a daily multivitamin has lowered an older man's chances of cancer by 8%.

Another Downtown Shooting: The victim was discovered after getting on a bus at Third and Pine, but he refused to tell cops what happened. He was taken to Harborview with non-life-threatening injuries.

Octopus News: An Argonaut octopus, which usually resides in tropical water, was found in Southern California. She's pretty!

Hitching a Ride: A 28-year-old woman is hitchhiking to all 50 states—via small planes.

Hockey Lockout Update: The NHL released the details of their latest proposal and OH MY GOD JUST PLAY FUCKING HOCKEY ALREADY.

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