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Monday, October 22, 2012

Final Obama/Romney Debate Caption Contest

Posted by on Mon, Oct 22, 2012 at 10:11 PM

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My friend Chris suggests, "Clearly Rafalca is not the only Romney she rides." Can you top that, Slog?

UPDATE: We may already have a winner:

Apparently you can stick a round peg into a square hole.

Well done, Sperifera. But keep 'em coming, Slog, and we'll vote on the best caption in the morning.

 

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"And another thing, girls; be sure to remove the magic underwear before you peg your Mormon."
Posted by sophist2 on October 22, 2012 at 10:16 PM · Report this
2
Wait is that Da Quayle?
Posted by Aria75 on October 22, 2012 at 10:17 PM · Report this
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Pegging: One Man & One Woman - The Way God Intended.
Posted by sall on October 22, 2012 at 10:17 PM · Report this
sperifera 4
Apparently you can stick a round peg into a square hole.
Posted by sperifera on October 22, 2012 at 10:18 PM · Report this
5
I usually have to wear an Obama mask before Mitt lets me do this.
Posted by chamone_baby on October 22, 2012 at 10:20 PM · Report this
6
Romney, realizing that the military was low on horses, pulled out a binder woman to demonstrate how America's new cavalry would work.
Posted by earthwulf on October 22, 2012 at 10:20 PM · Report this
MacCrocodile 7
@4 - I'm calling this photo successfully captioned.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on October 22, 2012 at 10:21 PM · Report this
8
She is soaking?
Posted by GCR2012 on October 22, 2012 at 10:21 PM · Report this
9
Ann Romney demonstrates the effects of the Republican budget on the American middle class.
Posted by maxwf on October 22, 2012 at 10:21 PM · Report this
10
Wait is that Dan Quayle?
Posted by Aria75 on October 22, 2012 at 10:23 PM · Report this
11
I can't top it, but it looks like Ann sure can...
Posted by mikeyg on October 22, 2012 at 10:23 PM · Report this
12
Governor Romney shows his support for non-traditional marriage.
Posted by COSMOASIS on October 22, 2012 at 10:24 PM · Report this
13
My stage name is Peg Santorum! Yeeee-hah!
Posted by Chicago Fan on October 22, 2012 at 10:26 PM · Report this
seandr 14
"Strap on? Oh heavens no, I just use my penis."
Posted by seandr on October 22, 2012 at 10:32 PM · Report this
mikethehammer 15
[cue audio from Howard Dean "Scream" speech]
Posted by mikethehammer on October 22, 2012 at 10:33 PM · Report this
mikethehammer 16
@5 for those with the unregistered comments off. Might be the winner too... "I usually have to wear an Obama mask before Mitt lets me do this."
Posted by mikethehammer on October 22, 2012 at 10:35 PM · Report this
bearseatbeats 17
The Romneys joyfully demonstrating "bayonet in horse" role play.
Posted by bearseatbeats on October 22, 2012 at 10:46 PM · Report this
18
Squeal! Squeeeeeallll like a piggie!
Posted by LeisureSuitLarry on October 22, 2012 at 10:50 PM · Report this
Mad Drunk Genius 19
I don't see what the big deal is about this photo. We already knew he switches positions for everything else.
Posted by Mad Drunk Genius http://maddrunkgenius.wordpress.com on October 22, 2012 at 10:54 PM · Report this
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Good
Ol'
Peggin'
Posted by POH on October 22, 2012 at 11:04 PM · Report this
21
Back in high school they called her Peggy Sue.
Posted by underblogger on October 22, 2012 at 11:04 PM · Report this
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And here I thought Mormonism meant something entirely different.
Posted by Divine edpook on October 22, 2012 at 11:10 PM · Report this
ObeyTheFist 23
I don't have a caption, but this contest is going to make Tagg want to punch you.

Actually, I might have a contender:
"Hey, Tagg, jump out of your seat and rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at him!"
Posted by ObeyTheFist on October 22, 2012 at 11:24 PM · Report this
24
Fits like a Mitten!
@gingerfatale
Posted by @gingerfatale on October 22, 2012 at 11:35 PM · Report this
DOUG. 25
"Strap the bitch to the roof, we're going for a ride!"
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on October 22, 2012 at 11:41 PM · Report this
26
Sometimes Romney likes to submitt.
Posted by Narbles on October 22, 2012 at 11:47 PM · Report this
aureolaborealis 27
"I find I spend faster if he weeps a little!"
Posted by aureolaborealis on October 23, 2012 at 12:09 AM · Report this
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Ann, we have already seen this previous political position.
Posted by fitzfile on October 23, 2012 at 12:11 AM · Report this
29
Submitt and his Rominatrix
Posted by mightierthan on October 23, 2012 at 12:12 AM · Report this
aureolaborealis 30
The right-wing peanut gallery has already started saying she's inserting herself into the campaign too much. Which didn't make sense until I saw this.
Posted by aureolaborealis on October 23, 2012 at 12:17 AM · Report this
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Ohhhhh golly ... my binder is so full of woman.
Posted by My policy is foreign on October 23, 2012 at 12:22 AM · Report this
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Ann loves her catcher Mitt
Posted by mightierthan on October 23, 2012 at 12:33 AM · Report this
Andy Niable 33
Blah-blah "Olympic Dressage" blah-blah "Horseystyle."

Or some shyt like that.
Posted by Andy Niable on October 23, 2012 at 12:43 AM · Report this
34
Leveraged Buyout
Posted by dirge on October 23, 2012 at 12:46 AM · Report this
Om nom nom 35
"Leviticus 18:23 — Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

Confusion, indeed.
Posted by Om nom nom on October 23, 2012 at 1:50 AM · Report this
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"Peg! It will come back to you!"
Posted by CitizenSteelyDan on October 23, 2012 at 3:03 AM · Report this
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@14: Awesome.
Posted by jen on October 23, 2012 at 4:35 AM · Report this
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"AP Interview: Romney says he's not the only one switching positions" http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg…">http://web.archive.org/web/2007043005385…
Posted by wfenza on October 23, 2012 at 4:51 AM · Report this
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Mitt's fondness for horses and bayonets is explained.
Posted by Clayton on October 23, 2012 at 4:53 AM · Report this
Posted by wfenza on October 23, 2012 at 4:53 AM · Report this
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I have to agree that @5wins the thread. It's a shame it's an unregistered comment!
Posted by Clayton on October 23, 2012 at 4:54 AM · Report this
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...or maybe not. Never mind. Different link: http://newstrust.net/stories/7174
Posted by wfenza on October 23, 2012 at 4:56 AM · Report this
43
Mitt's google problem.
Posted by Ledasmom on October 23, 2012 at 5:36 AM · Report this
44
"He may be an asshole, but he's MY asshole."
Posted by Neal http://www.nealstarkman.com on October 23, 2012 at 5:55 AM · Report this
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I vote for @25 :)
Posted by daphne24 http://www.ohiosmart.org on October 23, 2012 at 5:58 AM · Report this
The Third Rail 46
@4 - I'd go with "Apparently you can stick a round peg into a square's hole"
Posted by The Third Rail on October 23, 2012 at 6:17 AM · Report this
47
Leading from behind.
Posted by Pookie on October 23, 2012 at 7:11 AM · Report this
camlux 48
"Buck buck number one coming through!"
Posted by camlux on October 23, 2012 at 7:13 AM · Report this
gttim 49
At first I thought that was Michele Bachmann and her husband! Then I realized, wait, Michele is a brunette! Still, they both look so happy!
Posted by gttim on October 23, 2012 at 7:15 AM · Report this
50
Behind every successful man is a strong woman.
Posted by kevacado on October 23, 2012 at 7:16 AM · Report this
51
Leading from behind.
Posted by Theother on October 23, 2012 at 7:17 AM · Report this
52
here comes the October surprise!
Posted by tedvelvet on October 23, 2012 at 7:19 AM · Report this
53
"Speak for yourself, Mr President - I still stick me some bayonet!"
Posted by Tja on October 23, 2012 at 7:20 AM · Report this
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Behind every successful man, there's a strong woman.
Posted by kevacado on October 23, 2012 at 7:21 AM · Report this
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My favorites:

#31 (Ohhhhh golly ... my binder is so full of woman)
#47 (Leading from behind)

And the Steely Dan reference is cute. Of course the round peg square hole comment is priceless:
Posted by uubuntu on October 23, 2012 at 7:21 AM · Report this
56
The Romneys demonstrate what will happen to the middle class for the next 4 years if he wins.
Posted by bugsy11001 on October 23, 2012 at 7:25 AM · Report this
57
I always wondered how Mormons do it.
Posted by Peek on October 23, 2012 at 7:30 AM · Report this
58
Santorum was at the debate after all!
Posted by Your Pal Pete on October 23, 2012 at 7:49 AM · Report this
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Amsterdam - The Romneys will be performing their live act through Sunday at Bananenbar in the Red Light District
Posted by Pol Pot on October 23, 2012 at 7:51 AM · Report this
60
Ann pegs Mitt to win!
Posted by FieldingBLUE on October 23, 2012 at 7:52 AM · Report this
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Why of course you'll see Santorum in the White House.
Posted by idgarabert on October 23, 2012 at 8:13 AM · Report this
62
Mormon underwear really is magical.
Posted by Joe Smith on October 23, 2012 at 8:17 AM · Report this
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I stand behind Mitt with Ann Romney's ribbed strap-on!
Posted by j3n on October 23, 2012 at 8:24 AM · Report this
64
And that evening, on that stage, was the happiest moment of Ann's life.
Posted by longague on October 23, 2012 at 8:27 AM · Report this
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and that's why her friends call her "peggy."

i got nothin.
Posted by Adrian Ryan on October 23, 2012 at 8:28 AM · Report this
66
Oppa Romney Style!
Posted by DeebagChopra on October 23, 2012 at 8:32 AM · Report this
67
@ 4 & 60, win it for me. 46 did a nice touch up on 4's post though.
Posted by sall on October 23, 2012 at 8:34 AM · Report this
68
"Oh, Mormons..."
Posted by Adrian Ryan on October 23, 2012 at 8:37 AM · Report this
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"Obama was doing it like THIS to you all night long, honey."
Posted by Doctor Roy on October 23, 2012 at 8:38 AM · Report this
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I need more Santorum.
Posted by linear on October 23, 2012 at 8:40 AM · Report this
ScrawnyKayaker 71
Ooh, @52 is a potential "dark horse" winner.

'Cause horsey-style is a thing, right?
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on October 23, 2012 at 8:43 AM · Report this
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Santorum reenters the race.
Posted by nloewen on October 23, 2012 at 8:44 AM · Report this
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Not a caption per se...

http://imgur.com/AvQZz
Posted by TheOmbudsman on October 23, 2012 at 8:45 AM · Report this
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Not a caption per se...

http://imgur.com/AvQZz
Posted by TheOmbudsman on October 23, 2012 at 8:47 AM · Report this
75
Way to plant Ann!
Posted by size13shoes on October 23, 2012 at 8:52 AM · Report this
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tonight at the romney house, ann will be playing the part of obama...
Posted by baldegle78 on October 23, 2012 at 8:58 AM · Report this
77
"you left your binders at home? bend over, I'll drive"
Posted by metal viking on October 23, 2012 at 9:01 AM · Report this
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Obama mask comment is my favorite....
Posted by bareboards on October 23, 2012 at 9:02 AM · Report this
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I don't have a caption, but I just wanted to say that, for me, what makes this so hilarious is how HAPPY she looks. : )>
Posted by kevin1156 on October 23, 2012 at 9:22 AM · Report this
80
"This is how I prepared him for the debate!"
Posted by BitterNut on October 23, 2012 at 9:24 AM · Report this
81
Romney took his pandering for the endorsement of the Log Cabin Republicans a little too far.
Posted by mdsf on October 23, 2012 at 9:47 AM · Report this
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Romney's pandering to the Log Cabin Republicans results in a successful endorsement. He will say or DO ANYTHING for your vote.
Posted by mdsf on October 23, 2012 at 9:51 AM · Report this
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"Once you think you've got him pegged, he disappears into a puff of smoke and mirrors."
-James Lipton, on Mitt Romney
Now with Alex Wagner, Tues, Oct 23, 2012
Posted by megatron on October 23, 2012 at 9:58 AM · Report this
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Apparently, there's more than just magic in her underpants...
Posted by dhytone on October 23, 2012 at 10:06 AM · Report this
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@48 - does no one else appreciate the "buck buck" comment? *sigh*
Posted by daphne24 http://www.ohiosmart.org on October 23, 2012 at 10:17 AM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 86
"Obama says 'Forward!' but we like it 'Backward!'".
Posted by Pope Peabrain on October 23, 2012 at 10:21 AM · Report this
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After the debate, Ann Romney takes over where Barack Obama left off.
Posted by Posted Anonymously on October 23, 2012 at 10:27 AM · Report this
88
Another Romney Flip-Flop
Posted by LT26 on October 23, 2012 at 10:55 AM · Report this
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Wow, there's so much room in here after that debate.
Posted by Mark T on October 23, 2012 at 10:58 AM · Report this
90
How to make more Morons.
Posted by hynsite1 on October 23, 2012 at 11:06 AM · Report this
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Dan, I am offended that you would compare straight men who enjoy pegging with Romney. What an insult to the poor peggers. I thought you were sex positive!
Posted by LML on October 23, 2012 at 12:12 PM · Report this
bedipped 92
First Wives Club?
Posted by bedipped on October 23, 2012 at 12:19 PM · Report this
93
Mitt is trying win the presidency through the back door.
Posted by yellojkt on October 23, 2012 at 1:04 PM · Report this
94
Mitt tries to win the presidency through the back door.
Posted by yellojkt on October 23, 2012 at 1:05 PM · Report this
95
This photo op can only help Mitt with the lady voters.
I relate more to him now, knowing that he likes it from behind, too!
Posted by callmecrazy on October 23, 2012 at 1:06 PM · Report this
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Mitt Romney will take any position to appeal to voters.
Posted by yellojkt on October 23, 2012 at 1:18 PM · Report this
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So... who's coming from behind now???
Posted by shawnmor on October 23, 2012 at 1:21 PM · Report this
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So... who's coming from behind now, Mr. President???
Posted by shawnmor on October 23, 2012 at 1:23 PM · Report this
jmcnyc 99
"Who's your First Wife now bitch?!"
Posted by jmcnyc http://bit.ly/jmcnyc on October 23, 2012 at 1:26 PM · Report this
geoz 100
How do you like my bayonet now my little horsey?
Posted by geoz on October 23, 2012 at 1:48 PM · Report this
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When we agreed to give up polygamy, this is what we got in return.
Posted by BobSF_94117 on October 23, 2012 at 2:04 PM · Report this
102
Ann Romney demonstrates how all 5 of her sons were actually conceived.
Posted by rcndc on October 23, 2012 at 2:28 PM · Report this
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In Soviet Russia, binders fill you!
Posted by ozten on October 23, 2012 at 2:51 PM · Report this
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Ann's just mimicking what Romney wants to do to women's rights.
Posted by notyomommasobama on October 23, 2012 at 3:11 PM · Report this
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The Romney's peg the blame on Obama for an economy strapped for cash.
Posted by bipppp on October 23, 2012 at 3:18 PM · Report this
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romneys, that is.
Posted by bipppp on October 23, 2012 at 3:19 PM · Report this
Karlheinz Arschbomber 107
Buck buck @48 FTW.

My being a Philadelphia native in no way affected my decision.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on October 23, 2012 at 3:19 PM · Report this
108
Whoa! And that's just 47%.
Posted by AWOL Bush on October 23, 2012 at 4:40 PM · Report this
109
She who has the millions does as she likes.

"Whose your biggest backer BABY?! YEA!"

"You wear the pants because I let you little boy!"
Posted by libertarian for Obama on October 23, 2012 at 4:43 PM · Report this
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Mitt was feeling a little "bound," so Ann helped him "work it out."
Posted by blatanville on October 23, 2012 at 5:06 PM · Report this
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"And this is why I'm first wife, Mittens."
Posted by ws412 on October 23, 2012 at 7:10 PM · Report this
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dammit! would somebody please teach this straight guy how to douche.
Posted by tom hayden on October 23, 2012 at 9:03 PM · Report this
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"Look, I'm a horse! Wanna touch my bayonet?"
Posted by Gomez http://misterstevengomez.com on October 24, 2012 at 10:07 AM · Report this
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"...wow that explains everything."
Posted by Sleepynose on October 24, 2012 at 10:59 AM · Report this
115
"We call ourselves The Aristocrats!"
Posted by Julian E on October 24, 2012 at 11:01 AM · Report this
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Sorry Mitt, this is one flip-flop that won't fly.
Posted by Chuckie on October 25, 2012 at 7:45 AM · Report this
117
Romney finally reveals the loophole he would close.
Posted by AlliMike on October 25, 2012 at 9:07 AM · Report this
geoz 118
I'm never so happy as when I can do this on stage
Posted by geoz on October 26, 2012 at 8:09 AM · Report this
geoz 119
Say my name Willard. SAY MY NAME!
Posted by geoz on October 26, 2012 at 8:12 AM · Report this
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they got it all backwards.... yet they have so many kids..... puzzling
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