Guess who was in-state last week, fundraising for Rob McKenna and likely doling out free vaginal probes with every donation?

Mr. Vaginal Probe himself, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell (RRRrrrrr)! The man who tried and failed this year to force women to pay for invasive ultrasounds—up the vagina—before being allowed to have an abortion. The man who instituted Confederate History Month in Virginia in one breath, and in the very next called slavery insignificant.

But don't worry about McKenna gleefully probing your holes, ladies—he cares about your rights. He said so, somewhere! I'm sure Mr. Vaginal Probe was only in town to pick up a few tips on how to be a better moderate from McKenna.

Vaginal probe, vaginal probe, vaginal probe.

PS. Vaginal probe.