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Friday, October 26, 2012

Newt Gingrich Predicts Huge Election Win for Mitt Romney

Posted by on Fri, Oct 26, 2012 at 2:51 PM

Newt Gingrich last night:

“I believe the minimum result will be 53-47 Romney, over 300 electoral votes, and the Republicans will pick up the Senate,” the former House speaker said Thursday night on Fox News’s “On the Record with Greta Van Susteren.”

Newt Gingrich in December of 2011:

 

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Max Solomon 1
If he's wrong, he promised to go away forever, right?
Posted by Max Solomon on October 26, 2012 at 2:56 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 2
Did he broadcast this from his base on the moon?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on October 26, 2012 at 2:58 PM · Report this
biffp 3
@2, he's going to Mars. Wasn't he wrong in his prediction that his second wife would die before he started boning Calista?
Posted by biffp on October 26, 2012 at 3:08 PM · Report this
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A noteworthy republican figure predicts a republican win???? How scandalous!
Posted by ultrasuedecushion on October 26, 2012 at 3:14 PM · Report this
bedipped 5
Newt Gingrich predicts 'bad day' for Mitt Romney - MJ Lee -...‎
Politico - Feb 7, 2012

Gingrich predicts Clinton-Obama ticket - USATODAY.com‎
USA Today - Jul 29, 2007

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Telegraph-Herald - Apr 11, 1995
Newt Gingrich predicts that Congress will scrap "don't ask, don't tell" and go back to the outright ban on gays in the military.

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South Florida Sun - Sentinel - Jan 11, 1999
And Newt Gingrich predicts "permanent colonies on asteroids" by 2100.

Posted by bedipped on October 26, 2012 at 3:20 PM · Report this
pfffter 6
He's a regular Jeanne Dixon, that old Newt. Probably about as accurate too.
Posted by pfffter on October 26, 2012 at 3:34 PM · Report this
merry 7
The use of newts in prophecy was strictly outlawed at the last meeting of the Confederated Witches Union, when RWC* #6669 was unanimously adopted by specific broom count.

In addition to newly-arisen concerns over animal welfare, it was recognized that newts just aren't very accurate, overall. The old standbys, scrying and tea-leaf reading, are offered as alternatives.

*Revised Witches Code
Posted by merry on October 26, 2012 at 4:08 PM · Report this
zombie eyes 8
He thinks he's swingin' a 12 incher, too.
Posted by zombie eyes on October 26, 2012 at 4:14 PM · Report this
COMTE 9
@8:

Well, that's because of his amazing 16" hand-spread...
Posted by COMTE on October 26, 2012 at 4:22 PM · Report this
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The great thing about being "on the record" on Fox News is that they're perfectly happy to ignore the record when it's convenient to do so.

Nikolai Yezhov was once on the record too.
Posted by madcap on October 26, 2012 at 7:12 PM · Report this
TreGibbs 11
Oh Newt... My father once told me never trust a man whose name equates his penis size. Or was it my mother who told me that?
Posted by TreGibbs on October 26, 2012 at 8:02 PM · Report this
Bub 12
A Newt Gingrich prophecy is as worthwhile as a Seattle Times endorsement.
Posted by Bub on October 26, 2012 at 8:11 PM · Report this
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we luvs us some newty. that guy is so much more entertaining than that sawhorse mitt the shitt.
Posted by ellarosa on October 27, 2012 at 2:24 AM · Report this
Frank Blethen's vodka distiller 14
Sounds like Newtie's going senile.
Posted by Frank Blethen's vodka distiller on October 28, 2012 at 1:15 PM · Report this
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Planet Newt, where truth is fiction and fiction is truth. Fox News is the capital city.
Posted by Bugnroolet on October 29, 2012 at 8:32 AM · Report this

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