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Earthquake! A 7.7 magnitude quake rattled western British Columbia last night.

Tsunami! Advisory spurred by the earthquake.

Bang Bang: The suspected gunman shot a man at his ex-wife's house in Renton, shot his mother-in-law in a separate incident, then shot himself on Saturday.

Coal Port: In Bellingham, 2,000 people showed up to talk about it.

: According to an Associated Press-led survey, Americans are more racist today than in 2008. Is it because our president is black?

Working-Class White Males: The demographic that our black president needs to court.

Madonna Likes Obama: The fans that booed her after she told them to vote for the president, not so much.

Gold from Water: A French start-up can retrieve precious metals from waste water in a feat of contemporary alchemy.

#RepublicanProblems Senator Marco Rubio's daughter is in the hospital after "a golf-cart accident in a gated community." She's expected to make it.

Ceasfire? Un-truce: Assad's air forces bombed rebel-controlled parts of Damascus, violating the supposed ceasefire. Assad just don't give a fuck.

Soon robots will do the walking for us: