"If R-74 is approved, same-sex marriage could be taught in local Washington schools just as it was in Massachusetts."
Yeah, god forbid we should teach our kids in Washington like they teach their kids in Massachusetts, which year after year, study after study, boasts some of the best public schools in the nation. That would be awful!
Oh my god no, we wouldn't want Washington's public schools to be anything like those in Massachusetts. I mean, first they start teaching our kids about same-sex marriage, and the next thing you know they'll be teaching calculus! It's a slippery slope.
So like the ad above says: Keep Washington's children ignorant. Reject R-74.