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Friday, November 2, 2012

The Seattle Times Editorial Board Are a Bunch of Shameless Fucking Liars

Posted by on Fri, Nov 2, 2012 at 2:47 PM

Last night I proudly Tweeted that I hadn't read the Seattle Times in days (online or in print), and that I hadn't missed it all. In fact, I felt pretty damn good. And then this morning I got a phone call from a political buddy insisting that I just had to read this editorial.

Oh my god, what a bunch of SHAMELESS FUCKING LIARS:

Gov. Chris Gregoire, who is not running for office, recently said the state needed a tax increase. She said both Inslee and McKenna were wrong in denying this.

McKenna may not be wrong. He would come up with the money by squeezing the non-education parts of the budget and possibly by replacing local school levies with a state levy. The Legislature might not accept this, and his plan might fall short. But it is a real plan. It makes sense and it would get the state much of the way there.

No, it is not "a real plan." It is a lie. And the editors know this.

As I explained last week, the $1.7 billion in new education spending that Rob McKenna proposes for the 2013-2015 budget—the "down payment" on the McCleary decision that is mentioned earlier in the editorial—does not add a single penny to total K-12 spending. It just doesn't. Washington's public schools would be just as underfunded after this "property tax swap" as the were before.

$1.7 billion more in state levy dollars minus $1.7 billion in local levy dollars equals zero.

And that's not just my opinion. It's fucking math! Based on numbers from McKenna's own spreadsheet!

For the Seattle Times and other media outlets to echo this bullshit in the immediate wake of McKenna's announcement was understandable, if not excusable. McKenna was counting on journalists' inability or unwillingness to do the math. And they didn't.

But last week, I did the math for them. I showed my math. It is irrefutable. Nobody has even tried to refute it. McKenna's education plan provides no additional dollars for K-12 in 2013-2015.

So for the Seattle Times not only to ignore their ethical obligation to correct the record but to actually double down on McKenna's bogus claim... well... it doesn't happen often... but... I'm at loss for words. Nothing I could write could be profane or obscene enough to express my genuine outrage over the editors' utter disregard for truth.

If Rob McKenna wins on Tuesday it will be because thousands of normally Democratic voters cast their ballots for him believing that he is the candidate with the plan to spend more money on K-12 education. I know these voters. I've spoken to some of them. What matters most to them are their children's schools. And they are being lied to and exploited.

If it was just the McKenna campaign spreading these lies, that would be one thing. That's what political campaigns do. But this is the Seattle Times, the largest daily newspaper in our state—our state's paper of record—using its editorial page to intentionally deceive its readers about something as simple as simple math.

I started this post intending to write a foul-mouthed rant, but I could wear out the FUCK key on my keyboard and never come close to adequately expressing my anger and disappointment. It is a privilege to serve on a daily newspaper editorial board... a privilege that Frank Blethen and his editors clearly don't deserve.

 

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1
lol u mad bro?
Posted by waaaaaaaaaaaaah! on November 2, 2012 at 3:02 PM
yelahneb 2
It's like they don't even care.
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on November 2, 2012 at 3:08 PM
3
Two more lying words - Dawn McCravy
Posted by frunk on November 2, 2012 at 3:21 PM
4
I wish Chris had been so outspoken when she had the chance.
Posted by howie in seattle on November 2, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Pope Peabrain 5
OMG! The Seattle Times intentionally lies! I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you. Fucking piece of shit rag. They're headed
for ignominy like their pal G.W. Bush.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on November 2, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Will in Seattle 6
There's a daily paper in Seattle?

Are you sure?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 2, 2012 at 3:59 PM
7
U sound like a 13yr old who got raped in a halo2 match.
Posted by Lew Siffer on November 2, 2012 at 4:02 PM
8
I'm also boycotting seattle times. I refuse to support them
Posted by BusyB on November 2, 2012 at 4:07 PM
9
Whatever happened to balanced journalism..reporting the facts?! That is why people to do the research, add the numbers and do the analysis themselves!!! You can't believe the media!!!
Posted by rebaks on November 2, 2012 at 4:18 PM
10
What do you expect from an organization that has paid for advertisements for McKenna?
Posted by xopherg on November 2, 2012 at 4:25 PM
bedipped 11
I'm glad you're avoiding the Seattle Slimes. Every day I see their link in the Morning News it makes me a little sad you all can't find other sources. There must be a santorumesque definition of "to blethen."
Posted by bedipped on November 2, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Eastpike 12
"figgity-fuck-fuck-fuck fuck fuck-fuck-fuck."
Posted by Eastpike on November 2, 2012 at 6:44 PM
Reverse Polarity 13
At least once a week I ask myself: why, oh why did the Seattle P-I go under and the Seattle Times survive? Why couldn't it have been the other way around? The Seattle Times is such a piece of shit.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on November 2, 2012 at 6:46 PM
14
Ok, can we all agree that it is actually The Bellevue Times? It doesn't represent, understand or properly report for Seattle. It only uses Seattle in its name because the rest of the country doesn't know where the fuck Bellevue is - or they associate the name only with the mental institution, which isn't wholly unreasonable for this Bellevue either. Given The Times' unabashed backflips for McKenna, as well as its apparent inability to do math, and the eastside's penchant for electing idiots like Dave Reichert and being ruled by Kemper Freeman, it seems like a perfect fit.
Posted by lawgeek on November 2, 2012 at 7:22 PM
15
The Times has ceaselessly screwed over 1240 (the charter school initiative) as well. They had a misprinted headline (for an op-ed against it - they support it), they had the wrong initiative numer in the letters to the editor, they had - twice in a week - the same photo of a Yes supporter in the paper - it goes on and on.

They are truly shameless and any pretense that they are journalists or professional pundits is gone.
Posted by westello on November 2, 2012 at 7:23 PM
the idiot formerly known as kk 16
@13: Sad, isn't it? A giant corporation does a better job of providing a newspaper than does a local family that supposedly cherishes journalism. The Seattle Times has become a sad rag that prints day-old stories from the New York Times and shills to keep the Blethens rich at the expense of other taxpayers because they're too fucking lazy and entitled to actually go out and earn a buck: Repeal the Estate Tax!

I honestly believe they would editorialize for Charles Manson for Governor if he promised to eliminate the estate tax.
Posted by the idiot formerly known as kk on November 2, 2012 at 9:03 PM
17
Goldy, you hypocritical fake "progressive," do you ever stop whining?
Posted by Mister G on November 2, 2012 at 10:00 PM
18
p.s.: I love all these commenters declaring that they're boycotting the Seattle Times. Come on, you stoned out, poverty, stricken hipster wannabes, when was the last time you ever paid for anything, let alone a newspaper?
Posted by Mister G on November 2, 2012 at 10:02 PM
19
One could say the exact same thing about editors at The Stranger, you know.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on November 3, 2012 at 8:10 AM
20
Don't worry, Goldy, your important finding will be reported in the news section of Seattle Times since, as we are told, it is independent from the opinion page. [/snark]
Posted by anon1256 on November 3, 2012 at 8:33 PM

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