I hope you're staying away from cable news channels this afternoon. I guarantee you that nobody is saying anything of value. If you want to know what people are predicting, New York Magazine has compiled "An Exhaustive Collection of Presidential Pundit Predictions." These pundits range from the plausible (Nate Silver, Larry Sabato) to the ridiculous (Glenn Beck, Dick Morris).

You have to bear in mind that most of these people have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. But if you're hungry for predictions to fill that news-shaped void in your soul, you'd do better to visit New York Magazine than turning on cable news, which only exists to frighten you and sell you shit.