From this week's I, Anonymous:

I did California stops all the way across the top of Queen Anne, and you, the busybodied hybrid driver, damn near wrecked in an attempt to impose your first-world, white, pseudo-prudent driving ethics on me. I could tell what you were up to when your headlights became glued to my bumper and you tastelessly tailgated me all the way across the Aurora Bridge. I imagined your diatribe: "You know what! You need to learn how to drive! I'm gonna call the police on you! There were STOP signs back there!" But you couldn't catch me. Be assured, I drive efficiently, and when it comes to simple grown-up judgments, I run libertarian. You can wait for the neon-orange crossing guard, but I'm a big boy. Plus, think how much better for the environment it is if we don't stop pointlessly all the fucking time. What is it with people in this town?...

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