Yesterday, Prometheus Brown of the Blue Scholars retweeted a bunch of people who took a very particular message away from the shitty Red Dawn remake:

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Between this and the cesspit of Gawker commenters who are using Black Friday videos as an excuse to unleash all their racist, classist hatred*, I kind of want to spend the weekend dipping the whole internet in disinfectant.

* For example: "Chain and lock the doors and gas all of these motherfuckers. Done," and "It's like animals fighting over food....except its fat people fighting over cheap walmart crap,"