This Is Cassius

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Ma voisine de palier, elle s'appelle .. Cassandre
Elle a un petit chien qu'elle appelle .. Alexande
Elle me dit "Claude MC est-ce que tu peux le descendre"

J'ai pris mon Magnum, ...j'ai dû mal comprendre
Elle m'a fait bouge de là
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Que?
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ERMERGERD I LERVE HEEM
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Yon boxer has a lean and hungry look.
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Et tu, Brutus?
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I'm gonna dress my dog up in a stupid hat or a pair of booties or something and just walk him around and around the two-block radius until he ends up in one of these posts.
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This is going to make me hate dogs, in the ideal, even more than I already do.
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Daww. What a pretty boy.
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Stay out of Des Moines, Cassius!
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@9 Great advice for dogs, but good advice for anyone really.
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And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down or
Cut him til he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains
12
"Does your dog bite?"
"Zats not mine dog"
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@11: Great minds think alike!
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Boxers are so sweet and very entertaining. May I suggest a pair of rugged-variety doggy shoes if he gets a lot of city walks? Lots of glass and other sharp objects around. Dogs get used to them pretty quickly and soon begin to like walking in them - believe it or not. My sister's large mixed breed loves hers. Protects her feet from sharps and from hot/cold sidewalks and roads.
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Is this dog barking at me?! I say put him about 25 yards in front of one of those cheetahs from the Tuesday Morning News Vimeo clip, step back, and watch the breathtakingly graceful takedown....
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Cassius can drool on my knee anytime.
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Why you gotta cal him by his slave name you racists?
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CASSIUS IS IN THE HOUSE
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@2 (MLM): Que? Que? Oh, you mean Quoi!

It's a verse from "Bouge de là" (Step Off) by French rapper MC Solaar:

My neighbor 'cross the landing, she's called Cassandra
She's got a little dog, she calls him Alexander
And she says, "Claude MC, can you take him out for me?"
So I draw my [3]57, but I guess I got it wrong
'Cause she's like, "Step off!"


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@19: Oui! Quoi? I was trying to be funny. That never ends well.
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Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look. Such dogs are dangerous.
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mc solaar is a joke.
I still win the comments.
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What a cutie! But I'm totally biased because I have a brindle boxer, too.
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@17 cause imagine the shit storm you'd start if you called him muhammad .
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Brilliant, lovely brindle color. Gorgeous! The pic just doesn't do it justice.

The sclera (white part) of this animal's left eye is pink/red in color. It might suggest some degree of irritation. Worthy of further investigation.

Keep those face skin folds clean. Non-scented baby wipes are good.
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Brilliant, lovely brindle color. Gorgeous! The pic just doesn't do it justice.

The sclera (white part) of this animal's left eye is pink/red in color. It might suggest some degree of irritation. Worthy of further investigation.

Keep those face skin folds clean. Non-scented baby wipes are good.
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A post weirding. Twice!
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@20 (MLM): Tell me about it. I was trying to be funny, too...
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My cat isn't impressed at all...said something about another stupid canine on Slog.