It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Because...
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...these delicious fuckers
are everywhere! And they're all I'm going to eat for the next two months. I eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I've already had three today. One time I ate 10 in one day and then had quite a tummy ache, so I will never do that again. But on the plus side, no scurvy