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Monday, December 3, 2012

Teh Internets What Would the Dick Say?

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Dec 3, 2012 at 11:17 AM

A new Tumblr! "Penises that look like famous intellectuals. Nothing more. Obviously NSWF." And oddly fascinating.

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Dammit...I'm at work, but the temptation to click that link is overwhelming.

I mean...how does..? Who the Hell would scour that many penis images.

Are they accurate?

5 hours for me is too long. Inquisitive minds need to know!

Posted by Pick1 on December 3, 2012 at 11:50 AM

@1: It's the poorly photoshopped eyes, nose, and mouth of famous people added to erect dicks. It's not what I would consider fascinating, but your results may vary.

Posted by Knat on December 3, 2012 at 12:14 PM

@1 Two words: Photo Shopped

It's somewhat amusing, but will run obliviously under the bar your imagination set .

Posted by Also, It's Woefully Incomplete Without A B. F. Skinner on December 3, 2012 at 12:17 PM

@2 and facial hair... weird.

Posted by EricaP on December 3, 2012 at 12:19 PM

Ah, thanks, I can resist now.

Posted by Pick1 on December 3, 2012 at 12:48 PM

News Flash: Dan Savage finds cock fascinating! That should make headlines around the world.

Posted by Pope Peabrain on December 3, 2012 at 12:57 PM

Meh. I luurve dicks, but I'd rather look at them without 'shopped faces looking back at me thanks.

Posted by JJinAus on December 3, 2012 at 1:36 PM

I just want to meet Vladimir Mayakovsky.

Posted by nocutename on December 3, 2012 at 2:07 PM

Hmmm....these would be deal breakers I think. Unless one of them looked like Patrick Stewart...

Posted by ArtBasketSara on December 3, 2012 at 3:49 PM

I had no idea that Freud had such large, pendulous breasts... or that he shaved them.

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on December 3, 2012 at 4:11 PM

@10: That's why he usually is pictured wearing a turtleneck. And of course one should shave large, pendulous breasts; I shave mine every day. Nothing worse than stubble in the cleavage--as Freud used to say.

Posted by nocutename on December 3, 2012 at 5:24 PM