Citigroup Is Cutting Jobs: 11,000 jobs, to be specific.
Subway Death Update: Authorities say a suspect implicated himself in the death of the man who was pushed onto subway tracks.
Typhoon Bopha Update: Over 270 people are dead and hundreds are still missing in the Philippines after Typhoon Bopha caused flash floods, and brought winds that hit up to 130mph.
Clinton/Fey 2016!: A poll shows Hillary Clinton has "majority support as a candidate for president in 2016." Tiny Fey should be her runningmate. I'd absolutely vote for them.
Speaking of Clinton: She says Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is "desperate" and could use chemical weapons.
Instagram vs. Twitter: Instagram admits they did that whole annoying glitch thing, that forced users to Instagram from Twitter, on purpose!
Yay! Public Outcry Works!: A Michigan teacher who was suspended after playing Macklemore's "Same Love" to her students, "has been reinstated with pay following public outcry."
Oops: Workers accidentally razed an 18th-century chateau in France. They were just supposed to restore it.
Oh, Good, We Need More: Starbucks is planning on opening 1,500 more shops in the US.
The Story Gets Weirder: "U.S. anti-virus software guru John McAfee, who is on the run from police in Belize seeking to question him in a murder probe, has crossed into Guatemala and said on Tuesday he will seek political asylum there."
Want to Tell If Someone Is Lying?: Feel their nose!
Have Questions About the Hockey Lockout?: Here's everything you need to know.
And now, I will just leave this here: