I'd say it's about time for some good yelling! LOOK! YOU CAN WIN $150 WORTH OF DELICIOUS FOOD AND COFFEE!
To enter to win a $100 gift certificate to Monsoon and a $50 gift card to Caffe Vita, all you have to do is donate to Northwest Harvest by way of the Slog vs. People Who Are So Mad They Call Us Up to Shout at Us Holiday Charity Challenge! Then, send your donation receipt to email@example.com along with 50 words (or less!) about how much you love Vietnamese food, coffee, or both!
Entries will be accepted until midnight tonight, and they will be judged by the Stranger promotions department. Be funny! Be smart! Be creative! Be sincere! Whatever! Just give to Northwest Harvest right now—whatever amount you can afford!
You will also become a Slog SWASHBUCKLING HERO, if you're not one already—just include your commenter handle in the e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll set you up.
Good luck! And THANK YOU for being so kind this holiday season.