Tonight is the fourth night of Chanukah. (mazel tov!) Coincidentally, I am a fan of latkes and brisket. However, I am not a fan of making latkes and brisket—in fact, my attempts have been hailed as a "triumph of futility" by a selection of miscellaneous snots who read Food and Wine magazine.
So: Can anyone point me to a Seattle restaurant that is celebrating Chanukah with a traditional Jewish menu? I would dearly love to stuff my face with some fresh latkes.
Junior Harbinger of Death, graduating class of '12