1. Apparently, if you want to search for porn on Google, you're going to have to try a little harder. Here's a tip: The dirtier you talk to Google, the pornier your results get.

2. Willow is coming out on Blu-Ray next year. You might ask why this information is in a post headlined "This Week in Sex," but I assure you that somebody out there in the world just had an orgasm while reading the previous sentence.