Look out, MisterG, bigyaz, and Cato the Younger Younger, you've got some competition. On Dan's post this morning about Mike Huckabee, who blamed mass shootings on godless women, the one-man brain trust known as Ken Mehlman decided to get in there are just state the obvious: civil rights cause homicides:

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You know, post hack ergo helicopter and all that. In related news, ending slavery caused global warming, inventing the locomotive created typhoons, and women's suffrage caused Phil Collins.