Is there any Obama decision short of resignation that Republicans would support? Republicans are strongly opposed to President Barack Obama's nomination of Republican Chuck Hagel for Secretary of Defense, just because!
If I were him, I'd start out with just some moderate walking. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, riding his post-Sandy high, says that "you’re damn right I’d be more ready" to run for president in 2016.
Ten billion dollars! Bank of America has agreed to pay $10 billion to Fannie Mae to settle claims that its subsidiary Countrywide misrepresented the quality of mortgages it sold to the government-owned mortgage giant.
If it's not Boeing, I'm not going (to catch fire). An empty 787 Dreamliner caught fire while parked at a gate at Boston's Logan International Airport. The 787 has been plagued with electrical problems.
If everybody carried gasoline and matches, tragedies like this would never happen. A San Francisco man is accused of pouring gasoline on his girlfriend and lighting her on fire after the two argued over whether to leave clothes in a laundromat.
If everybody carried a bobcat, tragedies like this would never happen. A Massachusetts man is being treated for rabies after being attacked by bobcat in his garage.
If everybody carried a gun... oh, wait. Nobody was injured at a Cost Plus in Silverdale after a well-regulated militia dropped a .38 caliber handgun on the floor, causing it to discharge a bullet into a stack of nesting rope baskets.
OMG, it might snow Wednesday night! Then again, it might not.