(Spoiler alert: This person is definitely not going to be the Emperor of the Rock Box.)

Tomorrow night, after a full week of terrifying uncertainty, we will settle once and for all the identity of the Emperor of the Rock Box for the calendar year of 2013. This will be an apocalyptic karaoke showdown between ten of the finest karaoke singers in Seattle at the finest karaoke club in Seattle. Your judges are 107.7 The End DJ Red, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, and me. It begins at the Rock Box at 7 pm, and all proceeds benefit the Country Doctor, which is a great cause. I hope to see you there.