Slog tipper Clinton sends along news of maybe the best item ever to appear on Craigslist:

What would you do with a 300-pound steel slab, formed in the shape of Iowa, and emblazoned with Mitt Romney's "Believe in America" motto?...Word has it that a landlord of a former Romney Campaign office wants it gone—soon. Consequently, the Criagslist seller is willing to give it away for free, provided you have a truck that can haul 300 pounds of steel.

I would like to turn this into a headboard.