Linda Thomas interviews a Seattle woman who has made terrible plans for the new year:

Beautiful Existence, her legal name, is only going to eat food and drink beverages from Starbucks for all of 2013.

"I've been going in and getting their nutrition by the cup charts for all their serving sizes," she says. "I'm already getting a feel for what to eat - the plain nut pack as a snack because it only has 190 calories, compared to the piece of pumpkin bread."

Ms. Existence previously shopped only at Goodwill for a year, which sounds like a hell of a lot less of a challenge than this.

(Via Reddit.)