For some reason, I rarely agree with the top choice in a Slog poll—I'd say maybe a quarter of the time, I choose the option that winds up as the top pick. But I'm still shocked and disappointed that Slog voted overwhelmingly in favor of puns yesterday.

Never let it be said that I don't give the people what they want: The Rumpus just published their second round of literary puns. You like puns so fucking much, go take a look. I have two words for you: Mark Twainkie. MARK TWAINKIE. This is what you voted for, Slog. This is the kind of world in which you want to live.