Obama's Immigration Reform Plan: "President Barack Obama is expected to lay out his principles for immigration reform in a speech in Las Vegas today that will include a potentially quicker path to citizenship than the bipartisan plan a group of senators unveiled earlier this week."
The Conflict Rages in Egypt: Officials are worried about a "collapse of the state."
Very Sad: The man killed by police, and the woman he shot in Twilight Exit, apparently "fought all the time."
Apple Introduces the 128 GB iPad: With a retina display.
The Best Way to Get Rid of a Robber: A man tried to rob a house in Florida, during a jewelry party, and...
"When I realized what was going on, I stood up and said, 'In the name of Jesus, get out of my house now,'” Hagler told WJXT-TV. "And he said, 'I'm going to shoot someone.' And I said it again, real boldly," Hagler continued. "Everybody started chanting, 'Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,' and he did a quick scan of the room and ran out the door as fast as he could go."
A Nevada Republican Was Arrested for Voter Fraud: She claims she was trying to "show how easy it is to commit voter fraud." She sounds like a genius.
How Do You Say "Fuck Yeah!" in French?: "On Tuesday, the French parliament is set to begin mulling a reform bill that would legalize gay marriage..."
"Scores" of Bodies Found in Syria: UGH.
The Defense Lawyer Expects Verdicts in the Delhi Gang-Rape Trial "Very Soon": UGH. Again.
Seattle, I Thought We Had Something!: Apparently the NHL has the smallest amount of sports fans in the city, getting beat by NASCAR, even? C'mon! Hockey is awesome.