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Friday, February 1, 2013

Chow / ??!! Yum?

Posted by David Schmader on Fri, Feb 1, 2013 at 3:44 PM

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Slog needs to see this," writes Slog tipper Fnarf. "Why should I be the only one to suffer? Read the reviews."

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Wow. How many times did I not need to click on that link? It's like looking at Sarah Palin's Facebook page.

Posted by CJWhite on February 1, 2013 at 3:48 PM

Yeah, "thanks" a lot.

Posted by Sandiai on February 1, 2013 at 3:52 PM

Dammit fnarf. I didn't click on it on FB, not clicking it here either.

Posted by wisepunk on February 1, 2013 at 3:55 PM

Slog has jumped the shark poo.

Posted by Pope Peabrain on February 1, 2013 at 4:06 PM

{evil laugh}

Posted by Fnarf

on February 1, 2013 at 4:07 PM

My worst contribution to Slog since Breast Milk Cheese.

Posted by Fnarf

on February 1, 2013 at 4:07 PM

I think that's like half a decade old.

Posted by sirkowski

on February 1, 2013 at 4:08 PM

For the love of god give us a NSFW warning if you're going to post that.

Posted by SeriouslyWTF on February 1, 2013 at 4:10 PM

[NSFA]

Posted by RonK, Seattle on February 1, 2013 at 4:11 PM

Didn't see that one coming. :juvenile snicker:

Posted by In2ishn on February 1, 2013 at 4:13 PM

I remember seeing that a few years ago, but it was on some no-name site, so I naturally assumed it was fake. Now that I see it's on Amazon, I guess I can't hide behind denial anymore. ugh.

Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on February 1, 2013 at 4:21 PM

I prefer it still wriggling.

Posted by Michael of the Green on February 1, 2013 at 4:25 PM

Oh dear god.

Posted by seandr on February 1, 2013 at 4:38 PM

I've been horrifying people with that for at least a couple of years. Old news.

Posted by keshmeshi on February 1, 2013 at 4:40 PM

Hard to believe it's come to this. Zing

Posted by yelahneb

on February 1, 2013 at 4:42 PM

Reviewer "Supreme Being '5th Element'' is a hero.

Posted by gloomy gus on February 1, 2013 at 4:44 PM

And to the right of my screen, a Safeway advertisement for mayonnaise...

Posted by TMonroe on February 1, 2013 at 4:54 PM

I'm afraid of what Amazon will suggest for me next time I visit.

Posted by Matt the Engineer on February 1, 2013 at 4:54 PM

Yeah, there goes dinner and my affinity for flan for life. I haven't ingested much semen in my lifetime (don't want to sound like a 'mo ho'), but I have ingested enough. The sons-of-bitches didn't even appreciate the sacrifice. If you try to serve it to me buried in a Bearnaise sauce or a hot fudge sundae, I'm likely to remove your prostate with a rusty filet knife.

Posted by Bauhaus I on February 1, 2013 at 4:57 PM

Allow me to be the one who corrects you: you were wrong, and NO ONE needed to see that.

Posted by Looking For a Better Read on February 1, 2013 at 5:00 PM

As a proponent of the "raw food" movement.....

Posted by pacnwjay on February 1, 2013 at 5:17 PM

aaack!

Posted by ballard dude on February 1, 2013 at 5:20 PM

This has made an appearance on Savage Love Cast, F.Y.I.

Posted by sjbrot

on February 1, 2013 at 5:33 PM

This introduces the novel conundrum of when exactly now does one serve the cumsomme. One does not want too be to premature, does one?

Posted by knobtheunicorn on February 1, 2013 at 5:34 PM

Best served warm.

Posted by very bad homo on February 1, 2013 at 5:52 PM

@17, I thought you were joking, but I have it too! Only, in the top banner.

Posted by Sandiai on February 1, 2013 at 6:03 PM

Jesus Christ, Fnarf. I've haven't seen you around here much lately and THIS is what you come back with? Gah!

Posted by heywhatsit!? on February 1, 2013 at 6:19 PM

"CONSPUNCTIVITIS"? Really?

Posted by seatackled on February 1, 2013 at 7:20 PM

1 out of 2 times it is a bad idea to read Slog during lunch

Posted by katrat

on February 2, 2013 at 11:52 AM

Hey! Had a gf once who was convinced that swallowing fresh spunk made her boobs grow. She had quite a set, and I wasn't going to try to change her belief system!

Posted by Ballard Pimp on February 2, 2013 at 1:43 PM

Ancient history. Old news.

Posted by Tyro on February 3, 2013 at 5:49 PM