Bill Would Limit Drones Over Seattle: Legislation before the Seattle City Council—which says cops need to "beg forgiveness" for buying drones without permission—would prevent the rogue police department from buying new drones, limit their use to specific targets, and delete unnecessary data after a month.

Grill the Fucker: The US Senate will question John Brennan, the nominee to take over the Central Intelligence Agency, who oversaw a largely secret drone program that killed an American.

It's a Girl: Nine-year-old Mexican child gives birth.

It's a Manhunt: For an ex-LA cop in connection with a double homicide.

Mississippi Delta, Shining Like a National Disgrace: Photos of the state's last legal abortion clinic.

Local Publisher Intends to Obliterate Seattle Times: At least, one can hope.

How Governor Inslee Is Screwing Washington State's Kids: A new report from the Washington State Budget and Policy Center, a progressive think tank, shows the state will need $1.4 billion to meet the obligations of a state supreme court ruling to fund K-12 schools. That comes atop another budget shortfall of $900 million this year. The only solution to this combined $2.3 billion obligation? New revenue. What has our governor pledged to do? Refuse to raise new revenue, thereby screwing over students. Thanks, bro.

Bring 'em on Home: Local investors formally ask NBA to bring baskethooping team to Seattle.

Bullshitters Full of Shit: Despite the medical-marijuana industry and pot lawyers warning that cannabis DUIs would spike after I-502 legalized the drug and set new limits for driving high, there is no detectable change in pot DUIs—at least not yet—say prosecutors and the state toxicologist that examines all such drug tests.

The First Gay President: Has breakfast with group tied to "Kill the Gays" backers. But he gave a shout-out to atheists.

You're Not Supposed to Sing at Your Desk? Balderdash!