Originally published September 10, 2009:
I want a human pet. The human pet must become a dog. My pet will wear a butt-plug tail, a collar, and paw mitts. My pet will not speak anything other than its assigned safe word. Its communications will be limited to barking, licking, wagging its tail. The whole point is that, when done, there is a dog shaped like a human, but the shape is the only thing that isn't dog about my pet. The pet becomes so completely a dog that I wonder if it is bestiality to have sex with my dog/human pet.
Future Dog Lover
My response after the jump...
"Can vegans swallow?" used to be both the most annoying and frequently asked question in the sex-advice business. Now it's just the most frequently asked.
Some people consider their pets to be "members of the family," but there's nothing incestuous about fucking your dog. There's something sick and wrong about it, of course, but it's not incest. Similarly, a human pretending to be a dog is still a human, FDL, so having sex with your dog/human pet isn't bestiality and never will be. I hope that doesn't ruin it for you.