SL Letter of the Day: Strap-On Prude?

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1
We watched an HBO show about women strapping on dildos and doing their husbands.
Should have opted for "Big Love" instead.
2
She's selfish, she refuses counseling, she's prude-shaming, wash, rinse, repeat. It's all her fault, not his. WTF?

What does the LW want? If he can't even tell the kindly, remote, gay, sex-advice columnist, he certainly can't tell his domineering wife that he wants some old-fashioned PIV.

Dan's right, he needs to "ovary up" because she's clearly not "ovary downing".

Have you asked (for what you want)? Ask.

Have you insisted? Insist.

Are you willing to make an ultimatum? You may have to.

All with the huge caveat that this is a real situation.
3
When a sexual partner likes something a lot, to the exclusion of everything else, sex can get monotonous. There needs to be some reciprocity. Whether the letter is legit or not, it gets at that particular problem.

4
GROSS
5
Definitely the fevered imaginings of a straight guy with fem-dom fantasies. This isn't a real person; it's a pornified caricature.
6
Boohoo! My wife won't stop fucking my ass! Wahhhhhh!
7
This is like the Myth of Sisyphus... Condemned to such a monotonous task he must find contentment and acceptance in his absurd fate.

More like Sisy-wus! Right? Ha!

8
I'll be in my bunk.
9
Reminds me of this classic:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-…
10
Everyone is so fucused on the particualr act that his wife insists on repeating ad nauseam. Just replace "pegging" and "wife" with placeholders. So it reads: "for the last year my SO only wants me to get off by doing X". X is now the only thing on the menu and one partner is sick of X. Simple.

You really don't need to know their genders or what X is to know what the solution is.
11
I might be an insensitive ass, but this letter made me laugh a bunch.
12
Ugh. I'm so sick of these letters prefaced by your declaration that they might not be real. I get it. It could be real to someone else. But either don't publish them or leave out the scepticism. It makes you sounds like a douche.
13
For my part, I was reminded of the "my marriage was ruined by 50 Shades of Grey" stories that kept going around a few months ago. I guess the notion that a wife's sexual satisfaction is punitive for her husband is eternal.
14
@7 I think you just won the Internet.
15
@14 Ah...at last...
16
@5:Agreed!
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@11 Not as sensitive as the LW's anyway. Ha. Ha.
18
fake..... But it reminds me of this classic:

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-…
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@12 Because otherwise he'd get ambushed in the comments for 'not recognizing the letter as an obvious fake!!!'. Which, by the way, it must be.
Makes me wonder though, why run these questions that obviously only deserve three word answers: 'try talking stupid!' I feel like I still haven't had my daily SLOG-fix..
20
God I wish slog let you "like" comments.
Yeah, classic fake letter, right down to the almost-an-afterthought question tacked on to the end of the preceding jerkoff fantasy to make it seem like a legitimate query.
21
Fair's fair. For every time she does him with the strap-on, he does her up the ass. And it sounds like there's some catching up to do.
22
Totally fake, but if it was real and the husband was too wimpy to tell the wife to go peg herself I'd say eat a lot of mexican or BBQ before date night and give her a brown-fountain when she pulls out. Nothing like an oops-poops to take butt-sex off the menu for awhile.
23
So fake, so obviously, boringly fake.

Also, do you know how hard it is to masturbate when you're busy fucking someone with a strap-on? Try and imagine the logistics of that.