Apple Next to FLOTUS

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Even me prefer that too.
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Edgy as ever, Chuck.
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Me am happy not JP Patches. Patches now Zombie CEO.
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Presumably, this means there will be a line about Apple returning some manufacturing to the US in the State Of The Union.
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@1, you do know i did that for comic effect. you do know that?
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Oh, brother...
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Makes sense as Apple will soon need trade protection so it can continue to sell mp3 players for $600.

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@7 coming soon iMP3 for $700. It has an i before it, so it must be worth more, right?
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@5: Nobody knew that. To begin with, there's no tonal buildup to clue us in that that you might be kidding. Check with some of the ladies in the office; they know how to do it. That aside, when you rarely bother to properly capitalize, and so often butcher a simple copy and paste, you shouldn't assume the rest of us would come to that conclusion.
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.... But likely no male partner in there mucking up that CEO image. At least on Wikipedia you can read that his personal life involves "hiking, cycling, and going to the gym" along with several other exciting things.
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You do know Tonderai did that for comic effect, right? YOU DO FUCKING KNOW THAT RIGHT!?!?!?

Poor Chuckie. The thought that someone might not consider him brilliant is all it takes to rankle him.

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@5, I believe you!