If you don't have tickets to the Valentine's Day party at the Neptune on Thursday—which is also a live taping of a Savage Lovecast—uh, you're going to have to stand outside and beg someone, cuz it's sold out.
Christopher Frizzelle is The Stranger's former print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He is also the inventor of the silent-reading party, which has been happening monthly since 2009.