Itās been 24 hours and not a single co-worker has complimented my Princess Diana commemorative plate that I have displayed prominently on my shelf. I think itās because everyone is really uncomfortable about how rich Iām going to be.
My plate is titled Our Royal Princess and was purchased over the weekend in La Conner, Washington. I paid $12 for it, but I think the woman who sold it to me was a Lifetime Network style benefactor who really just wanted me to be so rich. I was so excited about my plate that I didnāt realize it came with paperworkāa certificate of authenticity plus an advertisement for a wooden plate frameāand a Styrofoam box.
My Princess Diana commemorative plate is hand numbered and is, it says, the second issue in the "Diana: Queen of Our Hearts" collection, which was, āproduced on hand-fired porcelain in an edition limited to a maximum of 95 firing days and crafted to the exacting standards of The Bradford Exchange.ā
You hear that? Second issue. The Bradford Exchange.
I just wish someone would tell me how rich I am going to be, now that I have this plate in my life. Please let me know.