Slog will be silent from 9 am-11 am, while we have an editorial meeting, but look! We have a whole new issue for you to enjoy!

So Many Valentines: Is One of These Love Notes for You?

You May Now Kiss the Bride and the Other Bride and the Other Bride and the Other Groom: Why Poly Marriage Is Never Going to Happen by Mistress Matisse

Charles Krafft Is a White Nationalist Who Believes the Holocaust Is a Deliberately Exaggerated Myth: What Will Happen to One of the Northwest's Preeminent Artists—Whose Nazi Imagery Has Always Been Considered Ironic—Now That His Views Are Not a Secret? by Jen Graves

Low Power to the People: The FCC Will License Up to Eight Underground Radio Stations in Seattle by Anna Minard

Psychic, Powerful, and Perfectly Wonky: Matmos's Mind-Blowing Telepathic Experiment by Dave Segal

There's so much more right here!