- DEREK ERDMAN
Seattle is so full of love! This year we received over 1,300 love notes, and the majority of them are scattered throughout the pages of this week's Stranger. They're also all online here. Did you get one? Did you send one? Don't panic if you forgot! There are plenty of vague ones in there and you could just tell your crush that one of those is from you. Romantic!
Now here are some fun facts, courtesy of all your sweet messages.
Number of times the word "love" appears: 1,147
Number of times the words "Valentine" and/or "Valentine's" appears: 201.
Number of times the word "baby" appears: 75
Number of times the word "sexy" appears: 38
Number of times Bob Ross is mentioned: 1
Number of times the word "pigfucker" appears: 0
Number of marriage proposals: 2
Number of times someone mentioned someone's ass or butt: 84
Number of times someone mentioned someone's boobs, breasts, tits, or "bajubblies": 16
Number of times someone typed "your" when they should've used "you're": 7
Number of valentines that were submitted and then requested to be removed: 2
Number of valentines that were too mean to print: 1
Happy Valentine's Day!