The rumors were true. At a press conference this morning, Police Chief John Diaz's face confirmed that it had parted ways with Seattle's most famous mustache.

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Lips at half mast for
Chief's 'stache has at last passed
Twenty-one blue zippers agape
Confirm dept-head's carpet matches facial undrape.