I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
A gay guy with a vibrating dildo stuck in his ass—flared bases for butt toys, people!—livetweets his trip to the emergency room. Includes pictures. Read the whole thing here.