Could really use some @fakedansavage advice right now
β Brittney Anderson (@ms_brittneylee) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee Hit me, Ms. B.
β Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 12, 2013
@fakedansavage It's a complicated story for Twitter, but i can either have a fling with a shitty guy or go back to my exboyfriend.
β Brittney Anderson (@ms_brittneylee) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee No possibility of fling, then going back? Fling First?
β Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 12, 2013
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@fakedansavage fling already happened, now ex says he won't get back together with me if i do it again.
β Brittney Anderson (@ms_brittneylee) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee Ah. Well, what do you want? Fling more, then find new BF, perhaps a better fit? Maybe a #cuckold? Or this BF, no fling?
β Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 12, 2013
@fakedansavage probably this BF, but that comes with a lack of sex because we're long distance
β Brittney Anderson (@ms_brittneylee) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee If you're going to LD for a while, prolly best to break off for now, get together if & when circumstance puts in same place.
β Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee And... there's always the what-he-doesn't-know-can't-hurt-him option. Not that I recommend it.
β Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee And we're talking about your EX boyfriend, right? I say do what and who you want while you're single. And you're single.
β Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) March 12, 2013
@ms_brittneylee @fakedansavage You guys are my heroes, just so you know. #gobritney!
β Loren Monroe (@MarilynWishes) March 12, 2013