A British real-life superhero quit real-life superheroing after he had the shit beaten out of him.

Roger says a street attack triggered his decision to scale down his crimefighting, although he will be tempted back into costume for charity appearances... Roger, 20, said: “We were recognised when we were walking through Clifton and some lads started punching me. My face was all swollen."

Apparently during the beating, his super power—common sense—finally kicked in.

(Via Bleeding Cool.)