With profoundest apologies and the biggest NSFS** warning ever, here is something really, truly gross***.

* Remember them? HOW WILL WE EVER FORGET???
** Not Safe for the Squeamish
*** It is interesting (GAHHHH!!!), however, that the Thai family who found the thing in the thing (EEEEEEEEWWWW!!!) made a shrine for it and have managed to construe the whole thing as "lucky." We should all (SCREEEEEAAAAM!!!) have such fortitude.

Thanks a lot to Our Man in Bangkok.