Yesterday evening, I posted two photos that I took this week of what was clear evidence that aliens are currently abducting/vaporizing ladies in wooded areas. This morning, Slog Tipper Gage was on the case with new evidence, snapped recently at a bus stop in the U-District:

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  • SLOG TIPPER GAGE

The epidemic is spreading to urban areas. I'm upgrading my tin-foil hat to a tin-foil umbrella.