His paintings continue, folks, to be just like his presidency, as in, you cannot believe they are real. The latest batch includes dogs, watermelons, and golf courses. It must be said that the man knows his (GMO) grapes. Meanwhile, his dogs are a thing to behold, and also a thing that needs holding, as in they need holding up because they are all weirdly floating. THE SPOTTED HORSE. Piercing stare on that one.

Guccifer, we salute you. You are a fine American, even if you are not an American.